One of Halo's inside jokes

Ok so you are playing halo right and you see a player lunging at you with an energy sword. You think "damn this nigga going to kyeeeelll me" but at the last second you pull the trigger and kill him. The player is raging and possibly saying "THIS IS BULLSHIT" well you get awarded a medal that is called the "Bulltrue" medal. Often game creators will have these and people over look them. Look out for these hidden jokes, clues and easter eggs thay give the game a better personality when you do 

Survival a weird story about an absol in a COD zombie themed world

 Thay say running from your problems only makes them worse well a pistol against a horde of zombies is kind of risky fuck it I'm running Hmmm well maybe down the road I can find a better gun.... Oh a door fuck this it cost 750$ just to get in *sighs* looks like I keep running  Ok so now I am by this creepy looking gas station... Does that zombie have a rape face *shoots his face and kills it* huh random cash... So that means I need a rocket launcher to become a millionaire Well I guess I have to buy this gun but how I only have like 32 bullets left and this gun was not made for my paws I should have grenades... Ok so hmmm I found this part... OH A BUS hmmm does it cost anything well shit I'm still getting on *gets on the bus* shit the horde... Wait this part can be attached to the bus *hangs out the front window over a lava pit and begins attaching it* ok my G ride is ready *laughs*  Wait don't go yet let me get in first *pulls himself up as the bus starts moveing and I fall and slide to the back a grenade slips   off of me and through a hole blowing up a patch of zombies* no way I got like 800 dollars from that I now I can afford to open a door.  So now I have 950$ *hops off the bus after the horde disappears and approaches a door* WHAT 1000$ this shit just does not get easy and where would I even put the money to open it *sighs and goes zombie hunting* oh so now you bitches want to hide *growls as he speaks* Ok just need to calm down and focus *thinks* what was that... *looks around sees a zombie, shoots and wastes a hole clip before it dies breathing heavily* why did he not die... Ok I now have 1115 I think I have enough *walks to the door 1000$ disappear pulls out his gun and Looks around* ok this place is clear *lets out a sigh of relief and walk up the stairs* a big box with a flasing question mark let me go and check it out... and it cost 950$ well looks like I am going to die out here *sighs* that weird outline of a gun is flashing... No I am seeing things I guess I could go and check it out *he gets up to looks at it* and it cost money too... Where does the money even go who is receiving it I am going to have a word with them and take my money back this is highway robbery... *looks at his claws* why have I not used these I am such a dumbass *goes back to zombie hunting and eventually finds one* ha bitch I see you but you can oh wait never mind *slashes it and It is as effective as the ballistics knife* wow I should have been doing this all along I don't even need a gun *throws the gun* well now... If only I can someway find civilian I don't think thay will accept an absol who mutated and became an anthro tho damn I don't know what to do Who is that I see in the distance with non blue eyes a human? Or an anthro like me... Hmmmm I hope it's an anthro then I would not be alone  *Sees that she is an anthro like him* Oh hay you over there yes I am kinda broke and lonely *thinks* "oh great she thinks I am a retard now" *she walks over to me and give a face she looks like someone you don't want to mess with I keep silent untill she breakes the silence saying*  Hello... Exactly who are you? *I respond* oh my name is Scythe I got chased by.... *she covered my mouth and said* ok I was never given a name but I remember you,  You were always a talker also our parents wanted us to marry but then all of this happened and I don't want to slow down *Scythe thinks then speaks* but would you at least like to travel with me I am running out of money and bullets also I have not eaten in a few days  *she points to a huge rock then starts shooting the zombies thay started creeping as we were talking Scythe jumps and hides behind the rock after the shooting stops she goes over to me and offers some bread* we can't be caught off guard again it only gets harder from here. Ok but I want to get a rocket launcher and become a millionaire and where did that horde of zombies go anyways *she points* over there... I wonder what thay are doing.. *she giggles and says* thay are doing what we are going to do in a few min... Wait you mean thay are doing the nasty but I thought you did not want to get caught off guard and... *she interrupts* shush stop worrying ill find a place *he replies* But what if you get pregnant then we have to slow down.. *she looks at him and says* well I am not fertile anyways it was just a thought. Ok ill just shut up now *he sighs* what's wrong it is a problem that I'm not fertile? *he replys* no it's just... Nothing *she eyeballs him*  I did not mean anything by it I just alot has happened since the last time I saw you and I see that you have changed alot since then. *she remembers something a few humans said as he was talking* hay I remember some humans talking about an escape maybe we can go to it *Scythe sits there thinking and says* are you sure the humans will accept mutated absols like us? *she replys* yes I lived with some before  Oh ok well I still don't trust them you know but if it's the only way I guess we can *she nods in agreement and leads the way we run as the  bus comes back around Scythe gets on it but the female doesent* that bus will take us somewhere else follow me *she climbs a fence into a field and runs through it Scythe follows* it's weird walking on two legs and all at least I am mostly absol and not mostly human *chuckles, the female slides behind a rock and watches some zombies pass then points give Scythe the signal to go he does then tosses him a grenade he catches the grenade pulls the pin then throws it at a group of zombies she jumps out from behind the rock and shoots the survivors after that she says* that should cover any door fee and get you a new weapon *she smiles as Scythe stands there looking around* where are we? If the humans were correct we should be near the old factory very close to where the helicopter is where we can escape this hell *Scythe says* but what if thay only save humans? *she rolls her eyes and says* then we have two enemy's to fight ok? Ok but... No more buts You have reached your limit for today *she says alittle annoyed* well I am sorry I just like to know what the fuck is going on *she eyes him, he pouts alittle frustrated and hungry as she eyes him she says* let's just go get to that helicopter then *Scythe starts to follow a scent the female grabs him and runs after hearing the sound of the chopper* we are almost there I heard it *she goes deeper into the city still there is only room for one the female pushes Scythe on it knowing he would not go unless she did and ties a rope to the handle and hangs on Scythe tries to pull her up but she slips and lands somewhere in the corn field and the chopper flys away before he could go and save her* 

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This war is ours (absol and trainer)

This story is based off of the song this war is ours by escape the fate i kinda did my own thing while still trying too keep some of the theme there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xucZET2enJMbut

A trainer and his absol enter a battlefield with a war going on. Thay start to kill and get good but eventually falls back and watches everyone fighting. Both looks for a way to kill the leader of the enemy team and spots in through the smoke and flames. The absol runs to the side and kills some and the trainer gets in a sniper post. He aims for the leader and shoots  but missed. The bullet almost hits his right shoulder the leader looks back and laughs. (The song slows down 2:03) The trainer  drops his sniper after watching his absol hit the ground all emotion flooded over by sadness. He runs and he jumps down stabbing anyone with in reach and runs over to his dead absol tears rolling down his face he says "we will conquer them all we will conquer them all" he buries him and you see the absols spirit next to the trainer ready to fight still the trainer runs through the crowed killing and in rage. He eventually gets close to the leader the absol tries to slash the leader but his paw goes through. The trainer pulls out a combat knife and tries to stab the leader in the face and eventually gets over powered. The absol's spirit enters his body and the trainer feels a warm comfortable feeling. Numb to all pain he continues to strike the leader and backs him up to a cliff he said "this may not get my absol back but at least I get to kill the mother fucker who killed him" the trainer kicks him in the nuts and then pushes him off with a kick to the chest. The leader falls down and you hear a loud thud which was the end of the leaders life. The absol's spirit is now able to R.I.P and disappears waiting for his trainer in the spirit realm. The trainer goes home a sad human even with all the praise from everyone for killing the leader

Story from songs in my playlist in order

"This means I am quoting the song title"

I was "3" when I got "Down With The Sickness" in "The Night" piss me off and ill let the "Bodies" hit the floor "Down Rodeo" while walking I found a book called "Diary of Jane" with the words to my cheating husband "I'm Not Dead Yet" "I Hate Everything About You" "One" of these days I will shove a "Twisted Transistor" up your ass you couldent "Hold On" to my "Star Power" I am "Unchained" to your shitty love I always "Outshined" you in that relationship now i am "Breaking the Habit" of careing for yourest is ripped and now I am pissed "Blood... All I Need" to start a "Massacre" between families of "Bad Blood" and the end result was a "Day Of Wreckoning" I enjoyed watching it like a "Gorgeous Nightmare" as I am dragged into the fight thay yell "This War is Ours" and I am stuck with me Issues leaveing me "Lost in Darkness" I lost my life after typeing this the emotions were too much I guess I can not "Escape The Fate"

I felt like adding the band name and in real life I did not die it was just I story I made with songs in my playlist on my iPod and I did the songs in order too it was a challenge I put for myself.... 

How did I do?

Story from song names -escape the fate

Prepare Your Weapon its a Massacre in the World Around Me after The Final Blow we are Lost in Darkness its The Aftermath of a Day of Wreaking my friends had Issues and left me to die thay are all Liars and Monsters now doing the Zombie Dance after getting nuked in the City of Sin its just The Webs We Weave I guess but you cant Escape The Fate no matter how hard you try :)

http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Escape+The+Fate/3440868

Why administrators should leave their accounts signed in

Well you see students don't have access to awesome features like changing their wallpaper or window color or even as much as right clicking sometimes and well Jane Doe [an actual school account with teacher like admin properties] left their account open me of course moved the mouse saw the taskbar clear and thought hell yeah this person has admin. Ill just keep their account warm for them so I of corse activated god mode helped them with their wallpaper and fixed their taskbar color and adjusted their screensaver :) I mean hay I'm not harming anyone right? No I am not  and so I tried to access my account with theirs no success but hay I also get elevated CMD access to the net local group and venture the computer some more than I normally would with my student login I mean just elevate my account I don't care to hack the world or shut down the school LOL I just would like to see how the system works and change my wallpaper to an absol the best Pokemon in the world and make my taskbar black also update flashplayer so the computer stops asking me to but no I'm just student number... What ever my student ID number is LOL

 

One trick to get CMD in school even when disabled

 

Start >accessories > notepad ok them type in command.com than save is what ever name you want just add .bat to the end of the name for example the light.bat

 

How to create a bomb (CMD opening meny times with only 2 clicks of the mouse) do this

 

In notepad type in start as meny times as you want and then save as any name you want plus .bat EX: nuke.bat you can also save CMD commands by typing them in note pad and saveing them as a name and .bat but only one command per .bat file or it wont work...  some of us forget why not just have it there you know just double click it and have it there or someone who knows nothing of the computer save it to a flash drive than give them an easy to access CMD commands. Stuff school does not think you should know because it actually has use further than just learning it in school and forgetting about it a year after you get out of school

Just blocked out my real name and school ID number thats the only editing i did