One of Halo's inside jokes

Ok so you are playing halo right and you see a player lunging at you with an energy sword. You think "damn this nigga going to kyeeeelll me" but at the last second you pull the trigger and kill him. The player is raging and possibly saying "THIS IS BULLSHIT" well you get awarded a medal that is called the "Bulltrue" medal. Often game creators will have these and people over look them. Look out for these hidden jokes, clues and easter eggs thay give the game a better personality when you do 

Survival a weird story about an absol in a COD zombie themed world

 Thay say running from your problems only makes them worse well a pistol against a horde of zombies is kind of risky fuck it I'm running Hmmm well maybe down the road I can find a better gun.... Oh a door fuck this it cost 750$ just to get in *sighs* looks like I keep running  Ok so now I am by this creepy looking gas station... Does that zombie have a rape face *shoots his face and kills it* huh random cash... So that means I need a rocket launcher to become a millionaire Well I guess I have to buy this gun but how I only have like 32 bullets left and this gun was not made for my paws I should have grenades... Ok so hmmm I found this part... OH A BUS hmmm does it cost anything well shit I'm still getting on *gets on the bus* shit the horde... Wait this part can be attached to the bus *hangs out the front window over a lava pit and begins attaching it* ok my G ride is ready *laughs*  Wait don't go yet let me get in first *pulls himself up as the bus starts moveing and I fall and slide to the back a grenade slips   off of me and through a hole blowing up a patch of zombies* no way I got like 800 dollars from that I now I can afford to open a door.  So now I have 950$ *hops off the bus after the horde disappears and approaches a door* WHAT 1000$ this shit just does not get easy and where would I even put the money to open it *sighs and goes zombie hunting* oh so now you bitches want to hide *growls as he speaks* Ok just need to calm down and focus *thinks* what was that... *looks around sees a zombie, shoots and wastes a hole clip before it dies breathing heavily* why did he not die... Ok I now have 1115 I think I have enough *walks to the door 1000$ disappear pulls out his gun and Looks around* ok this place is clear *lets out a sigh of relief and walk up the stairs* a big box with a flasing question mark let me go and check it out... and it cost 950$ well looks like I am going to die out here *sighs* that weird outline of a gun is flashing... No I am seeing things I guess I could go and check it out *he gets up to looks at it* and it cost money too... Where does the money even go who is receiving it I am going to have a word with them and take my money back this is highway robbery... *looks at his claws* why have I not used these I am such a dumbass *goes back to zombie hunting and eventually finds one* ha bitch I see you but you can oh wait never mind *slashes it and It is as effective as the ballistics knife* wow I should have been doing this all along I don't even need a gun *throws the gun* well now... If only I can someway find civilian I don't think thay will accept an absol who mutated and became an anthro tho damn I don't know what to do Who is that I see in the distance with non blue eyes a human? Or an anthro like me... Hmmmm I hope it's an anthro then I would not be alone  *Sees that she is an anthro like him* Oh hay you over there yes I am kinda broke and lonely *thinks* "oh great she thinks I am a retard now" *she walks over to me and give a face she looks like someone you don't want to mess with I keep silent untill she breakes the silence saying*  Hello... Exactly who are you? *I respond* oh my name is Scythe I got chased by.... *she covered my mouth and said* ok I was never given a name but I remember you,  You were always a talker also our parents wanted us to marry but then all of this happened and I don't want to slow down *Scythe thinks then speaks* but would you at least like to travel with me I am running out of money and bullets also I have not eaten in a few days  *she points to a huge rock then starts shooting the zombies thay started creeping as we were talking Scythe jumps and hides behind the rock after the shooting stops she goes over to me and offers some bread* we can't be caught off guard again it only gets harder from here. Ok but I want to get a rocket launcher and become a millionaire and where did that horde of zombies go anyways *she points* over there... I wonder what thay are doing.. *she giggles and says* thay are doing what we are going to do in a few min... Wait you mean thay are doing the nasty but I thought you did not want to get caught off guard and... *she interrupts* shush stop worrying ill find a place *he replies* But what if you get pregnant then we have to slow down.. *she looks at him and says* well I am not fertile anyways it was just a thought. Ok ill just shut up now *he sighs* what's wrong it is a problem that I'm not fertile? *he replys* no it's just... Nothing *she eyeballs him*  I did not mean anything by it I just alot has happened since the last time I saw you and I see that you have changed alot since then. *she remembers something a few humans said as he was talking* hay I remember some humans talking about an escape maybe we can go to it *Scythe sits there thinking and says* are you sure the humans will accept mutated absols like us? *she replys* yes I lived with some before  Oh ok well I still don't trust them you know but if it's the only way I guess we can *she nods in agreement and leads the way we run as the  bus comes back around Scythe gets on it but the female doesent* that bus will take us somewhere else follow me *she climbs a fence into a field and runs through it Scythe follows* it's weird walking on two legs and all at least I am mostly absol and not mostly human *chuckles, the female slides behind a rock and watches some zombies pass then points give Scythe the signal to go he does then tosses him a grenade he catches the grenade pulls the pin then throws it at a group of zombies she jumps out from behind the rock and shoots the survivors after that she says* that should cover any door fee and get you a new weapon *she smiles as Scythe stands there looking around* where are we? If the humans were correct we should be near the old factory very close to where the helicopter is where we can escape this hell *Scythe says* but what if thay only save humans? *she rolls her eyes and says* then we have two enemy's to fight ok? Ok but... No more buts You have reached your limit for today *she says alittle annoyed* well I am sorry I just like to know what the fuck is going on *she eyes him, he pouts alittle frustrated and hungry as she eyes him she says* let's just go get to that helicopter then *Scythe starts to follow a scent the female grabs him and runs after hearing the sound of the chopper* we are almost there I heard it *she goes deeper into the city still there is only room for one the female pushes Scythe on it knowing he would not go unless she did and ties a rope to the handle and hangs on Scythe tries to pull her up but she slips and lands somewhere in the corn field and the chopper flys away before he could go and save her* 

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